This week our friend and rabble-rousing sensai Dr. William Ayers returns to the Paper Machete. As a famed scholar and education advocate, he’ll be talking smack in an original oratory about a looming scandal in for-profit education.

So come on by for the FOX-News-bounty-hunted celebrity, and stay for the most excellent lineup of talent and topics. From matters as weighty as the Mississippi Personhood Amendment to issues as dippy as the CTA’s new Twitter and Facebook accounts, we’ll cover all the news that fit to print (but more fun to perform in a country-western bar).

Dig this week’s masthead:

William Ayers (writer / teacher)
Chad the Bird (Paper Machete Avian Op Ed columnist, Crash Pad)
Jason Economus (Write Club, Mortified)
Matt Kelly (Comedian)
Coya Paz (writer / performer)
Tim Sniffen (The Second City, comic book artist) and Brendan Dowling (The Second City, Improvised Shakespeare)
Jessica Young (Second Story)

Plus more special surprises!

Re: Your inevitable concern that attending an event headlined by Bill Ayers will eventually ruin your political chances in a future presidential run, Don’t sweat it, sugar. Turns out, it might actually be a good-luck charm in such circumstances…

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